Simon Visits the Women Teachers Training College
I hit ‘random article’ on Wikipedia and then rant about whatever I see. This week: the Women Teachers Training College. Oh fuck me is it Christmas already? Side note: I don’t celebrate Christmas....
View ArticleGuys, Newt had an idea!
Newt Gingrich recently promised that by the year 2020, the United States would have a colony on the Moon if he is elected president in the 2012 election. Like literally, this was a thing he said. These...
View ArticleWhy I’m transferring to Arizona State
Okay, so don’t think of this as a break up. Just think of it as a “see ya later pal,” aight? Because honestly, this isn’t about you. It’s about me needing to do what I have to do. So here it is: I...
View ArticleThe Sandra Fluke Rule
Last week, human colonoscopy Rush Limbaugh launched a three-day offensive against Georgetown Law student Sandra Fluke after Fluke was denied the opportunity to testify before a congressional panel on...
View ArticleWhy You Are Not a Child of the 90s
We love the 90s. And why shouldn’t we? As a country, we were kicking ass. The economy was great, the internet was just beginning to take off, and the music was fucking awesome. Just ask any high...
View ArticleBeyoncé “Super-Jealous” of Chet Haze’s Talent
In an exclusive interview with Sherman Avenue, seventeen-time Grammy award winner Beyoncé Knowles praised Chet Haze’s latest video, “Finest Girl,” as “the most promising display of raw talent I have...
View ArticleMayfest calls on Pres. Obama to open up strategic wristband reserves
As prices climb to worrying degrees, Mayfest has made urgent requests for the Obama administration to dip into the strategic wristband reserves for Dillo Day. Early on Wednesday, Mayfest officials...
View ArticleAmerica: An Infographic
Curious about what America's deal is? We have an infographic for that!
View ArticleAlternative Color Combinations for the Color of 2016
Pantone Inc. recently named its Color of the Year. Here are some of the alternates:
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